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[public] K’ath: Hi guesty type pub ‘text’ to talk here with out the ‘ and ‘ :)
[public] Routhy: Guesty? you tryin to scare him off with that there cutsie wutsie tawk?
[public] Warner patpats K’ath’s receded hairline.
[public] K’ath shoots Warner

[public] Warner: Sup?
[public] K’tahx: not much
[public] K’tahx: I haven’t been able to d/l Sinatra songs
[public] K’tahx: because Morpheus is broken
[public] Wilco did it through Gnotella.
[public] Wilco: I was original…in fact, I would go so far as to say that I did it my way.
[public] Warner: Or Kazaa
[public] Warner: Can’t let that hold you back from downloading Sinatra ;>
[public] K’tahx beats Wilco with a lead pipe for that lame joke
[Federation] Wilco: It was a lame _pun_, dammit! :P
[Federation] Wilco: But that hurt. Where’d you get that pipe from? New York, New York? :P
[public] Warner: haha
[public] K’tahx: Or I can just go to the store and buy some CD’s
[Federation] Wilco: Miscoms.
[public] Wilco: It was a lame _pun_, dammit! :P
[public] Wilco: But that hurt. Where’d you get that pipe from? New York, New York? :P
[public] Warner: I don’t recommend New York, New York because of the strangers in the night ;>
[public] K’tahx: Too many strange places on earth, so just fly me to the …
[public] K’tahx: moon. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[public] K’tahx: BWAAHAHAHA
[public] K’tahx is funny
[public] Warner: Need a spaceship to get there unless if you have luck be lady tonight to help you ;>
[public] Warner: *luck be a lady
[public] Warner needs to stop what Wilco started :P
[public] Wilco pictures a TOS Hysterical Moments log consisting entirely of Sinatra puns. :P
[public] K’tahx: who’s the person running the new TOS Historical moments page, anyway?

[Iron_Fist] Othic better get credit for the pipe on the wiki page! :)
[Iron_Fist] Aidoann: No!
[Iron_Fist] Othic: motto!
[Iron_Fist] Lead Pipe of Mottos: Iron Fist Party: Violence with panache.
[public] Wilco: I’m too ill to do the topic justice. :P
[Iron_Fist] O’Connor: motto?
[Iron_Fist] Lead Pipe of Mottos: Iron Fist Party: The Spanish Inquisition was a picnic.
[Iron_Fist] Othic: Never seen the pipe that gives mottos?
[Iron_Fist] Lead Pipe of Mottos: Iron Fist Party: Why don’t we do it in the road?
[Iron_Fist] Warner: Advise me on Wilco having sex
[Iron_Fist] Warner: Oops wrong bot
[Iron_Fist] Othic: Wrong channel for advice. We only have mottos. :)
[Iron_Fist] Lead Pipe of Mottos: Iron Fist Party: Who Knew Plumbing Could Be So Much Fun?
[Iron_Fist] Othic: And we can beat people.
[Iron_Fist] Lead Pipe of Mottos beats Othic upside the head, “Thats not a player!”
[Iron_Fist] Aidoann snickers.
[Iron_Fist] Othic: Shut up.
[public] Warner: Sex motto for Wilco!
[public] Warner: Errrrrrrr
[public] Warner rofl
[public] Othic: Wrong channel again!
[public] Aidoann: …
[public] Wilco: Advise men like Warner on Wilcosex!
[public] tiR’s wheel of Advice: Chase ambulances.
[public] O’Connor: You said that wrong. It should be ‘Motto that will get Wilco sex’.
[public] Grimal: I’ve often wondered why he did that
[public] Warner: Advise me on Aidoann having sex
[public] tiR’s wheel of Advice: Procrastinate and someone else will surely do it.
[public] Grimal: ROFLMAO
[public] Warner: You better hurry. :>
[public] O’Connor: Pr0n.
[public] Aidoann o.O
[public] Aidoann: That was… oddly appropriate…
[public] Warner: rofl
[public] Grimal: advise me on how the Klingon Empire will conquer the Federation and Romulans easily
[public] tiR’s wheel of Advice: Pull the covers over to your side.
[public] Grimal: Is that all it takes?
[public] Warner: Advise me on Kinky Klinks wearing leather
[public] tiR’s wheel of Advice: Tear articles from magazines in the doctor’s waiting room.
[public] Grimal: can I have all of your covers please?
[public] O’Connor: You can have these. They’re Wilcos. Kinda.. crunchy now, though. They haven’t been washed since the Ikaran War.
[public] Wilco: What is ‘wash’?
[public] Grimal: actually, how about you keep those

[Federation] Warner: Um, Tullin, I can’t check your desc if you’re not in the same room as me. ;)
[Federation] Warner: IE, stand still. This won’t hurt. :)

[public] Grimal: <Kinky Klink> does my name sound Klinky enough? or do you think I should throw a ‘ in there somewhere?
[public] Grimal: <Kinky Klink> Well, don’t all bombard me at once with your input :P
[public] Aidoann doesn’t know anything about Klingons.
[public] O’Connor: <Dex> It’s simple, which is sort of a hallmark for Klingons. Too many weird characters and you folks start to drool.
[public] Grimal drools all the time anyway
[public] Aidoann: Probably doesn’t have enough capital letters. ;)
[public] Grimal: <Kinky Klink> I just feel that every klink we ever see around here has far too many ‘’s and more than enough Capital letters :P
[public] Aidoann chuckles.
[public] Aidoann: Well… that /is/ the Klingon language. ;)
[public] Wilco: <A Vote for Wilco is a Vote for Litoracee> Gri’mA’aKal
[public] O’Connor: <Dex> Bless you.
[public] O’Connor: <Dex> Looks like the consumption is catching up to you.
[public] Grimal wipes the spit off her tunic
[public] Wilco: <A Vote for Wilco is a Vote for Litoracee> Yeah, my TB is a pain in the pass.
[public] Grimal: <Kinky Klink> you people are never happy, my klink name doesn’t have enough cap letters and my Andorian name sounded to Romulan. I should just call myself Bob.
[public] Grimal: <Kinky Klink> Bob the Klingon Builder
[public] O’Connor: <Dex> Can he drink it? Yes he can!
[public] Grimal: <Kinky Klink> but that would more likely be bOb
[public] Aidoann laughs.
[public] Grimal: <Kinky Klink> b’Ob even
[public] Wilco: <A Vote for Wilco is a Vote for Litoracee> b’Ob and S’Wilco. I love Star Trek. :P
[public] Grimal: <Kinky Klink> b’Ob da buI’lda
[public] O’Connor: <Dex> Might as well just go for b’O'ob.
Sun Jan 9 15:46:52 2005
[public] Grimal: <Kinky Klink> Oh, how cheeky!
[public] Grimal: <Kinky Klink> I prefer n’O'ob anyway
[public] Wilco: <A Vote for Wilco is a Vote for Litoracee> At the very least, ‘b’Ob da buI’lda’ should be somebody’s comtitle.
[public] Aidoann laughs.
[public] O’Connor: <Dex> Not yours, Mr. Hooked on Phonics.
[public] Grimal: <Kinky Klink> its no wonder the klinks are always shouting, with all those caps in there
[public] Grimal: <Kinky Klink> I AM NOT SHOUTING, I’M SPEAKING KLINGON
[public] Grimal: <Kinky Klink> Gee I really need to recruit, but I hate recruiting
[public] Grimal: <Kinky Klink> always feel so naughty
[public] Grimal: <Kinky Klink> PDX is out of bounds after I got myself banned :)
[public] Grimal: <Kinky Klink> But that often happens when you stick up for Othic :)
[public] Aidoann: Darth Vader… Now that’s a Klingon name… d’ArTH va’Derh
[public] Grimal: <Kinky Klink> LOL
[public] Grimal: <Kinky Klink> l’UkE, I am your fat’Her
[public] Aidoann laughs.
[public] Wilco: <A Vote for Wilco is a Vote for Litoracee> Can’t you just imagine Kirk leadning over the dying Gorkon in Star Trek VI, “Kirk…I…am…your father…”
[public] Grimal: <Kinky Klink> explains the bad acting
[public] Wilco: <A Vote for Wilco is a Vote for Litoracee> To which Kirk replies, “KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAN!”
[public] Aidoann laughs.
[public] Warner: <Don’t Blame Me — I Voted Kerry> Ha!
[public] Grimal: <Kinky Klink> Mesa bored master Obi
[public] Grimal: <Kinky Klink> Can I play a Gungan here? sucked into this universe in a freak wormhole accident?
[public] Volari: I think you’ll get promptly shot.
[public] Grimal: <Kinky Klink> Mesa Admiral Jubjub, you go bad bombastic
[public] Aidoann: Aww, man… I just remembered the time we emitted that in the OOC room…
[public] Aidoann: Alas, I think that’s been lost…
[public] Grimal: <Kinky Klink> lol, my inflatable couch died that day….my knitting needle got sucked into it and it went *pop* with me still sitting on it
[public] Wilco: <A Vote for Wilco is a Vote for Litoracee> A Gungan would make a crappy Admiral. Even if he was brilliant, nobody would be able to take him seriously.
[public] Grimal: <Kinky Klink> I miss my inflatable couch. It was my little no-punch zone
[public] Grimal: <Kinky Klink> Yousa bombad Klinks be stopping da shooting at me!
[public] Volari shoots Grimal.
[public] Grimal drops dunga dead
[public] Wilco decides to draw Volari’s fire by singing the Enterprise theme song.
[public] Grimal screams, “No singing that song!”
[public] Volari shoots Wilco too.
[public] Grimal: <Kinky Klink> have you seen that “To Boldly go…” video on startrek.com
[public] Grimal: <Kinky Klink> ?
[public] Grimal: <Kinky Klink> that would make a good intro credit for enterprise
[public] Wilco: <A Vote for Wilco is a Vote for Litoracee> ‘CAUSE I’VE GOT FAITH…OF THE HEART!
[public] Wilco: <A Vote for Wilco is a Vote for Litoracee> I’M GOING WHERE MY HEART WILL TAAAKE ME!
[public] Wilco: <A Vote for Wilco is a Vote for Litoracee> I’VE GOT FAITH…TO BELIEVE!
[public] Volari kicks Wilco in the groin, in addition to shooting him.
[public] Wilco: <A Vote for Wilco is a Vote for Litoracee> I CAN DO ANYTHING (deep breath)
[public] Grimal draws her mek’leths and slices wilco’s head off, much to her dismay it carries on singing
[public] Wilco is a soprano now.
[public] Grimal: <Kinky Klink> I always knew he was a damn android
[public] Volari puts on some steel toecaps and boots Wilco again in the groin.
[public] Wilco dies.
[public] Volari: And there was much rejoicing.