TOSMoments

[public] Warner: Sup?
[public] K’tahx: not much
[public] K’tahx: I haven’t been able to d/l Sinatra songs
[public] K’tahx: because Morpheus is broken
[public] Wilco did it through Gnotella.
[public] Wilco: I was original…in fact, I would go so far as to say that I did it my way.
[public] Warner: Or Kazaa
[public] Warner: Can’t let that hold you back from downloading Sinatra ;>
[public] K’tahx beats Wilco with a lead pipe for that lame joke
[Federation] Wilco: It was a lame _pun_, dammit! :P
[Federation] Wilco: But that hurt. Where’d you get that pipe from? New York, New York? :P
[public] Warner: haha
[public] K’tahx: Or I can just go to the store and buy some CD’s
[Federation] Wilco: Miscoms.
[public] Wilco: It was a lame _pun_, dammit! :P
[public] Wilco: But that hurt. Where’d you get that pipe from? New York, New York? :P
[public] Warner: I don’t recommend New York, New York because of the strangers in the night ;>
[public] K’tahx: Too many strange places on earth, so just fly me to the …
[public] K’tahx: moon. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[public] K’tahx: BWAAHAHAHA
[public] K’tahx is funny
[public] Warner: Need a spaceship to get there unless if you have luck be lady tonight to help you ;>
[public] Warner: *luck be a lady
[public] Warner needs to stop what Wilco started :P
[public] Wilco pictures a TOS Hysterical Moments log consisting entirely of Sinatra puns. :P
[public] K’tahx: who’s the person running the new TOS Historical moments page, anyway?

[public] Whittaker: is wilco still on leave with his roids problem?
[public] Wilco: I’m awaiting assignment, is all.
[public] Delvon: Is that what you were told? Roids? HAHAHAHAHA.
[public] Delvon: Actually, he’s getting his bimonthy liver swapout.
[public] Whittaker: do you still have the little air filled donut thing on your command chair
[public] Wilco: No, but I have attractive yeomen by the score.
[public] Wilco: I laid off the engineers and got attractive, ambitious female yeomen. :)
[public] Delvon: And they all inflate to 60 PSI.
[public] Wilco hits Delvon with his lead pipe.
[public] Whittaker: now thats funny
[public] Wilco decides to send this to that new TOS Moments site. Just for the hell of it. :)

[public] Wilco: So I said, if their ears are all pointy, why can’t we eat them for luch?
[public] Sonnilah: ’cause they’d give you heartburn, I replied.
[public] Wilco: Then I said, oh yeah.
[public] Sonnilah: I offered you a Romuolaid. :o)
[public] Sonnilah: How do you spell relief? R O M U O L A I D S
[public] Wilco: It’s like that commercial they run up here.
[public] Wilco: Man 1: Ever wonder where heartburn goes? Man 2: No.
[public] Wilco: Man 1: Interesting thing…Romuolaids goes straight to the acid in your stomach, and actually converts it partially to pH-13 sodium hydroxide, causing absurd biological damage and eventually death. Plus, Romuolaids contain chlorine, something which kills you anyway.
[public] Sonnilah sighs in appreciation, “I love that commercial.”
[public] Wilco nods.

[public] C’Tiki: Nothing.
[public] AnneLions: Tholian?
[public] C’Tiki: President of their Fan Club.
[public] AnneLions: Uh huh… Didn’t know they had one. Only one member? ;)
[public] tiResias: no ;)
[public] AnneLions chuckles.
[public] C’Tiki: Would you like one of our ‘Tholians Rule the Universe’ starship bumper stickers? :)
[public] AnneLions hmms, “Sure.” ;)
[public] C’Tiki: IT’s the size of a truck (otherwise you wouldn’t be able to see it on a starship). What ship would you like it installed on?
[public] AnneLions: Any of ‘em… how about SB1? ;)
[public] Cornwell: Oh, I can see it now…
[public] Cornwell: A massive space installation with internal ship docking capabilities. Resembling a metalic mushroom, this spacedock is majesticly drifting through space in orbit, while inside life pulses dynamically. One side of the station is dominated by a set of collosal space doors, currently closed which control access to the interior docking areas. You notice a large bumper sticker affixed to the side that says ‘Tholians Rule the Universe’.

[Iron_Fist] Othic better get credit for the pipe on the wiki page! :)
[Iron_Fist] Aidoann: No!
[Iron_Fist] Othic: motto!
[Iron_Fist] Lead Pipe of Mottos: Iron Fist Party: Violence with panache.
[public] Wilco: I’m too ill to do the topic justice. :P
[Iron_Fist] O’Connor: motto?
[Iron_Fist] Lead Pipe of Mottos: Iron Fist Party: The Spanish Inquisition was a picnic.
[Iron_Fist] Othic: Never seen the pipe that gives mottos?
[Iron_Fist] Lead Pipe of Mottos: Iron Fist Party: Why don’t we do it in the road?
[Iron_Fist] Warner: Advise me on Wilco having sex
[Iron_Fist] Warner: Oops wrong bot
[Iron_Fist] Othic: Wrong channel for advice. We only have mottos. :)
[Iron_Fist] Lead Pipe of Mottos: Iron Fist Party: Who Knew Plumbing Could Be So Much Fun?
[Iron_Fist] Othic: And we can beat people.
[Iron_Fist] Lead Pipe of Mottos beats Othic upside the head, “Thats not a player!”
[Iron_Fist] Aidoann snickers.
[Iron_Fist] Othic: Shut up.
[public] Warner: Sex motto for Wilco!
[public] Warner: Errrrrrrr
[public] Warner rofl
[public] Othic: Wrong channel again!
[public] Aidoann: …
[public] Wilco: Advise men like Warner on Wilcosex!
[public] tiR’s wheel of Advice: Chase ambulances.
[public] O’Connor: You said that wrong. It should be ‘Motto that will get Wilco sex’.
[public] Grimal: I’ve often wondered why he did that
[public] Warner: Advise me on Aidoann having sex
[public] tiR’s wheel of Advice: Procrastinate and someone else will surely do it.
[public] Grimal: ROFLMAO
[public] Warner: You better hurry. :>
[public] O’Connor: Pr0n.
[public] Aidoann o.O
[public] Aidoann: That was… oddly appropriate…
[public] Warner: rofl
[public] Grimal: advise me on how the Klingon Empire will conquer the Federation and Romulans easily
[public] tiR’s wheel of Advice: Pull the covers over to your side.
[public] Grimal: Is that all it takes?
[public] Warner: Advise me on Kinky Klinks wearing leather
[public] tiR’s wheel of Advice: Tear articles from magazines in the doctor’s waiting room.
[public] Grimal: can I have all of your covers please?
[public] O’Connor: You can have these. They’re Wilcos. Kinda.. crunchy now, though. They haven’t been washed since the Ikaran War.
[public] Wilco: What is ‘wash’?
[public] Grimal: actually, how about you keep those

[public] Othic And I’ll be a lesbian. That adds to my hot factor by like.. 3x.

[public] Wilco: My room smells like gum.
[public] Kihaia damns…
[public] Aidoann snickers.
[public] Wilco: It’s a good smell, though, so I’m happy.
[public] Aidoann: Oh, so when you say ‘gum’ you mean ‘Romulan ale’.
[public] Wilco: No, I mean spearmint gum.
[public] Wilco: Romulan ale would have me breathing a -lot-. :P

[public] S’Kard: <>AmIRomOrNot.com<> hey now, we’re not always about random death and destruction. We have a sensitive side to us as well…give us some credit. Like political sabotage.
[public] AnneLions: Political sabotage? Klingons tried that already.
[public] S’Kard: <>AmIRomOrNot.com<> keyword: Klingons. Come come now…consider the brain cell equivalency. That’s like watching a woodchuck play chess.
[public] AnneLions: Oh my… I almost spit orange juice all over my computer.
[public] S’Kard: <>AmIRomOrNot.com<> why? You have a woodchuck that plays ches?
[public] S’Kard: <>AmIRomOrNot.com<> tell him I’m sorry…didn’t men to offend him. Oh, and tell him Rooks are not meant to be chewed like that.
[public] AnneLions laughs.
[public] S’Kard: <>AmIRomOrNot.com<> …you’re supposed to rotate as you nibble, like corn on the cob

[public] S’Kard sighs and goes back to plotting RomEvil
Mon Jan 7 00:14:11 2002
[public] AnneLions: RomEvil? How long does it take to plot that stuff anyway? Haven’t seen any in a long time. ;)
[public] S’Kard: <>AmIRomOrNot.com<> we were informed that we were doing it too often…the other empires simply couldn’t take it. therefore, now we are saving it up for less frequent, but more potent doses. Consider it…random shock therapy.
[public] AnneLions: Oh, no wonder it’s been so dull around here.
[public] S’Kard: <>AmIRomOrNot.com<> well, since these large doses are so potent, most of our personnel are forced to take long vacations in between, in order to recuperate. It is unbelievably mentally and physically exhausting, after all.

[public] Othic: <Federation Admin> 2 Ghz is for distress signals only.
[public] Aidoann: <Insane> I thought 3 was distress.
[public] S’Kerus: <TOS Admin> 3 is NSV
[public] Aidoann: <Insane> Ah.
[public] S’Kerus: <TOS Admin> We actually don’t use distress frequency….
[public] S’Kerus: <TOS Admin> we cloak or we blow up.
[public] Wilco: <Meanies!> “Hi, we’re under attack and the only ship that can hear is is shooting at us.”pu