Mmm… cannibalism

| August 25th, 2008

(Seen from K’tahx’s point of view)
Thelev has connected.
You say “An Andorian petaQ!”
Thelev says “Oh look, a worm pretending to be a Klingon. How cute.”
You notified T’Sha of your location.
K’tahx sticks Thelev with a pain stick, sending a jolt of electricity through his body causing him to fall to the floor.
Thelev Is actuall still standing up
K’tahx grabs Thelev and shakes him so all his loose change falls out.
K’tahx picks up the change.
Giellun says “Hey guys, behave.”
You say “yeah, Thelev.”
Giellun says “Lest I start distibuting swift justice around here :-P”
Giellun says “Lest your mothers recognise you in a burger.”
You say “gross”
You say “like that fake site that Shae found”
Giellun says “www.manbeef.com?”
You say “yes”
Giellun says “They make tasty steaks, actually.”
You say “it’s fake”
Giellun says “No, I tried them and they’re tasty.”
You say “Yahoo lists the site under “humor/food and drink/”
Thelev has disconnected.

A side of tomato chips, please

| August 25th, 2008

[Rihannsu] Giellun: Actually, S’Kurn enlightened my on the difference between ‘chips’ and ‘fries’. Chips are always cut from a fresh tomato (tom-ah-to), whereas fries can be made from processed, glued-together potato leftovers, McDonalds style
[Rihannsu] Giellun: That’s why you can still buy ‘fries’ in McDonalds in Britain — They simply are not chips :)
[Rihannsu] Aidoann: …Tomato?
[Rihannsu] Giellun: Potato
[Rihannsu] Giellun: D’oh!
[Rihannsu] Velvok: Yep. I’ve just done an inventory of all my British Lit classes and all the stuff that we covered. “Telly” was the only horrid export of theirs.
[Rihannsu] Velvok guffaws!
[Rihannsu] Velvok: Tomato Chips!
[Rihannsu] Aidoann: Oh good… I was scared!
[Rihannsu] Giellun: I like Telly! :)
[Rihannsu] Velvok: What makes that sentence golden is that it has both “tomato” and the pronunciation for emphasis. :-)

Romulan children

| August 25th, 2008

[Rihannsu] Kether’ach: Can we have childern IC ?
[Rihannsu] Giellun: Sure, that’s what Aeliihae and Velvok once were ;-)
[Rihannsu] S’Kard: <> Rommikaze <> Oh my, this is where I tune out.
[Rihannsu] Aeliihae: Velvok actually was a code-object at one point. I had a flag set on him so that he would cry if anyone with s’Mnhaell’hu as their housename picked him up :)
[Rihannsu] Deletham laughs
[Rihannsu] Deletham: Were you also a code-object lii?
[Rihannsu] S’Kerus: yup she was….
[Rihannsu] Giellun: She would cry if she wasn’t held by a man :)

Automatic or stick shift?

| August 25th, 2008

[Rihannsu] Sy’fvekh: <Newfie> is a canadian car legal in europe?
[Rihannsu] Giellun: <Funky Beat!> I don’t see why not
[Rihannsu] Giellun: <Funky Beat!> As long as it’s stick shift
[Rihannsu] Sy’fvekh: <Newfie> aye, it’s a 5sp
[Rihannsu] Giellun :)
[Rihannsu] Sy’fvekh: <Newfie> are automatics illegal or some such?
[Rihannsu] Giellun: <Funky Beat!> No, but only old ladies drive them.

Death by mealworm?

| August 25th, 2008

[Rihannsu] Giellun waves
[Rihannsu] Aidoann: GIE!
[Rihannsu] Giellun: <Funky Beat!> Anne!
[Rihannsu] S’Kard: <> Rommikaze <> J’tru
[Rihannsu] Aidoann: Yay, Gie’s here!
[Rihannsu] Giellun: <Funky Beat!> So, I hear that you like round-eared pink people, Anne?
[Rihannsu] Giellun: <Funky Beat!> I’m deeply disappointed
[Rihannsu] Aidoann: I was bored!
[Rihannsu] Giellun: <Funky Beat!> I realise that I was absent for a while, but replacing me with a pink creature? How am I supposed to feel now?
[Rihannsu] S’Kard: <> Rommikaze <> that’s no excuse, when we get bored, you don’t see US cozying up to Wilco.
Sun Feb 20 00:21:12 2005
[Rihannsu] Aidoann: No, you’re not cute enough.
[Rihannsu] S’Kard: <> Rommikaze <> is ‘cute a newdefinition of ‘desperate’?
[Rihannsu] S’Kard: <> Rommikaze <> I can never stay up on all the new slang. Bad is good, dope is good, cute is desperate
[Rihannsu] Aidoann: He’d kill you. Pffft. :P
[Rihannsu] S’Kard: <> Rommikaze <> it’s funny you bring that up…. ;]
[Rihannsu] H’Daen: WTF are YOU doing online?
[Rihannsu] Aidoann: Who?
[Rihannsu] Giellun: <Funky Beat!> Wasting a perfectly good Romulan on a pink space janitor… Tsk tsk
[Rihannsu] H’Daen: Kard
[Rihannsu] Giellun: <Funky Beat!> No, Kard is not aperfectly good Romulan
[Rihannsu] S’Kard: <> Rommikaze <> not in the least
[Rihannsu] S’Kard is Vriehu afterall
[Rihannsu] Aidoann: Well, now I’m apparently supposedto marry Trulahn. :P
[Rihannsu] S’Kard: <> Rommikaze <> hrm, tough call
[Rihannsu] S’Kard: <> Rommikaze <> Personally, I’d opt for death by mealworm, but hey

Wilco is a pink reject

| August 25th, 2008

[Rihannsu] H’Daen: Anne - it’s okay. Most of us would love to elope with you, but we just don’t think youhave change for a dime. :P
[Rihannsu] Aidoann: Bah. :P
[Rihannsu] Giellun: <Funky Beat!> Don’t blame us for being mean, you went and selected a saggy old bag o’ bones (pink bones to be exact) whom even the pink women don’t want. It’s a pink reject. :(
[Rihannsu] S’Kard: <> Rommikaze <> Whoa. I’m not touching Wilco’s leftovers. You can all fight over her.