TOSMoments

Wilco leans non-chalantly on a bulkhead, “So, Anne, now that I pretty well control the IC galaxy, do you want to go out with me?” :P
AnneLions laughs.
Wilco says “Is that a yes or no? :P”
You say “No. :P”
Wilco says “Damn. Guards, kill her! :P”
AnneLions ouches.
Wilco speaks in ze Gerrman acksent, “Tell me, Meess Leeeowns, do zou haav anee…familee…on Rohmuluhus?
AnneLions is dead, can’t answer.
Wilco says “Zee old ‘ded’ exkuse, eh? Vell…ve haav vays of mayking you talk…”"
AnneLions is still dead.
Wilco gives AnneLions an offical ‘Wilco-Edition’ suggestive picture magazine.
AnneLions is, thankfully, still dead.
Wilco resurrects Anne with secret Iron Fist technology, then gives her the magazine again.
AnneLions dies again.
Wilco drats.
AnneLions continues being dead. Wheee, it’s fun being dead.
Wilco has partially disconnected.
*** Wilco has gone into RP Mode. ***
Wilco has left.
Wilco Wilco is here!

The Imperial March plays over invisible speakers. Marching at the head of a great army is Fleet Admiral Roger C. Wilco, leaning the forces of the Federation to inevitable victory. The banners of the Iron Fist Party fly proudly in the breeze, and the troops occaisonally kill somebody. Just to relieve the monotony.
Wilco has arrived.
*** Wilco is no longer in RP Mode. ***
Wilco notes that corpses don’t get promoted
AnneLions ohs and un-dies.
AnneLions laughs at the beamin message.
Wilco says “I like it. :P”
You say “Hmm, one problem, though…. ‘leaning the forces of the Federation to inevitable victory.’”
Wilco says “One pro-Romulan comment and I beam you to a Klingon brothel. :P”
AnneLions acks.

[public] C’Tiki: Nothing.
[public] AnneLions: Tholian?
[public] C’Tiki: President of their Fan Club.
[public] AnneLions: Uh huh… Didn’t know they had one. Only one member? ;)
[public] tiResias: no ;)
[public] AnneLions chuckles.
[public] C’Tiki: Would you like one of our ‘Tholians Rule the Universe’ starship bumper stickers? :)
[public] AnneLions hmms, “Sure.” ;)
[public] C’Tiki: IT’s the size of a truck (otherwise you wouldn’t be able to see it on a starship). What ship would you like it installed on?
[public] AnneLions: Any of ‘em… how about SB1? ;)
[public] Cornwell: Oh, I can see it now…
[public] Cornwell: A massive space installation with internal ship docking capabilities. Resembling a metalic mushroom, this spacedock is majesticly drifting through space in orbit, while inside life pulses dynamically. One side of the station is dominated by a set of collosal space doors, currently closed which control access to the interior docking areas. You notice a large bumper sticker affixed to the side that says ‘Tholians Rule the Universe’.

[public] S’Kard: <>AmIRomOrNot.com<> hey now, we’re not always about random death and destruction. We have a sensitive side to us as well…give us some credit. Like political sabotage.
[public] AnneLions: Political sabotage? Klingons tried that already.
[public] S’Kard: <>AmIRomOrNot.com<> keyword: Klingons. Come come now…consider the brain cell equivalency. That’s like watching a woodchuck play chess.
[public] AnneLions: Oh my… I almost spit orange juice all over my computer.
[public] S’Kard: <>AmIRomOrNot.com<> why? You have a woodchuck that plays ches?
[public] S’Kard: <>AmIRomOrNot.com<> tell him I’m sorry…didn’t men to offend him. Oh, and tell him Rooks are not meant to be chewed like that.
[public] AnneLions laughs.
[public] S’Kard: <>AmIRomOrNot.com<> …you’re supposed to rotate as you nibble, like corn on the cob

[public] S’Kard sighs and goes back to plotting RomEvil
Mon Jan 7 00:14:11 2002
[public] AnneLions: RomEvil? How long does it take to plot that stuff anyway? Haven’t seen any in a long time. ;)
[public] S’Kard: <>AmIRomOrNot.com<> we were informed that we were doing it too often…the other empires simply couldn’t take it. therefore, now we are saving it up for less frequent, but more potent doses. Consider it…random shock therapy.
[public] AnneLions: Oh, no wonder it’s been so dull around here.
[public] S’Kard: <>AmIRomOrNot.com<> well, since these large doses are so potent, most of our personnel are forced to take long vacations in between, in order to recuperate. It is unbelievably mentally and physically exhausting, after all.

[Federation] Sheridan: and in the CHARRED rubble, write “DeATH TO THE FeDeRaTiOn” on the wall
[Federation] Sheridan: damn me xchan
[Federation] AnneLions: Heh…
[Federation] AnneLions: Gonna have to stop doin’ that. ;)
[Federation] Sheridan: i’m tired give me a break :P,i slave over things all day for you guys and you dont even hug me
[Federation] Ashlyn: Yeah especially when he is talking about redirecting his RL apartment :)

Crux has arrived.
*** Crux is no longer in RP Mode. ***
Crux wave in AnneLions general direction.
Wilco says “Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries?”
Jorin says “Now go away or he shall taunt you a second time!”
AnneLions waves to Crux.
Crux laughs and says “I love that movie.”
Wilco says “How can you not?”
Crux looks at AnneLions and humbly asks “have you had a chance to read your email?”
Jorin looks at Wilco, “We should tie a cocanut to his arms and see if he can fly like a swallow.”
Wilco says “African or European?”
Jorin says “European.”
Crux says “have you any shrubbery?”
AnneLions says “Email? You mean MT mail…?”
Wilco sold his entire shrubbery farm to the Knights Who Say Ni.
Crux says “yes, of course.”
Wilco shakes his head at Anne, “No, E-Mail. I gave him your address. :P”
AnneLions bahs, “Everyone has my email addy…” :P
Jorin gave him your home address, anne.
Jorin grins.
AnneLions raises an eyebrow, “And how did /you/ get it?” :P
Wilco says “That’s because you keep giving it to all the porno sites, Anne. :P”
AnneLions whacks Wilco. Hard.
*** Knight has gone into RP Mode. ***
Knight has left.
Wilco could make an awful comment, but won’t. :P
AnneLions says “Good…”
Jorin has sources
Wilco gets Anne’s Social Security number. Now to do evil. :)
Jorin grins.
Jorin says “Can I have it?”
Wilco says “Sure, I’ll page it to you. :)”
Jorin says “Ok”
Jorin sends it to all those credit card place.
AnneLions whacks them both.
Crux says “Help, AnneLions, your my only hope….”
Jorin grins.
AnneLions has to find her Cadet list that she keeps track of Cadets with…
Jorin hopes he reamains on it.
Wilco says “I thought you kept track of Lieutenant Junior Grades with the Cadet list.”
Wilco says “Cadets were on the Rear Admiral list.”
AnneLions facepalms.
Wilco says “Oh, Anne. If you get any weird charges to your credit card for things like a new Porsche and eighty-sevn motorhomes, disregard.”
AnneLions says “I have a credit card with that high of a limit? Cool!”
Wilco says “You do now. It’s much more convienient for me.”
Database save complete.
Wilco says “Unfortunately, there’s 25 percent interest. Even a 133t hax00r can’t beat the banks entirely. :)”
AnneLions laughs.
Wilco says “However, don’t worry. I’ll pay you back by signing you up for all of those Internet ‘get rich quick’ schemes.”
AnneLions says “Mmmm hmmm… Just gimme the card. ;)”
Wilco says “You _have_ the card, I upgraded your existing one. :)”
Crux says “be right back, i must make coffee”
AnneLions has no card, must’ve gotten someone else’s by mistake. :P
Wilco starts Crux’s coffee machine on Folgers, using his 133t hax00r skills.
Wilco says “Really? Well…sucks to be them, huh? :)”
Wilco says “The four-million dollar credit card bills are probably going to be painful. :)”
AnneLions laughs.
Wilco gets himself a Learjet from EBay. :)
Wilco says “Current Bid - 53,462. New Bid - $15,000,000″
AnneLions has it shipped to her…. uh… house?
Wilco nods, “I ordered it by air mail,”
AnneLions chuckles.
Jorin says “Wilco, find me a credit card to use like that too. I need to get Annelions a facelift, and that’s gonna cost a lotta money*snicker*”
AnneLions baps Jorin.
Wilco says “I’d advise against it. No dcotor is that good.”
Wilco then thinks, “Mind you, he could hardly make it _worse_…”
AnneLions takes out one of Wilco’s lead pipes and whacks him with it.
Jorin nods, “Good point. Lets try it anywyas.”
AnneLions whacks Jorin, too, while she’s at it.
Jorin dodges.
Wilco gets out the lead scalpel, bottle of tequila and picture of Britney Spears.
[Federation] Wilco: Yes, it’s Amateur Plastic Surgery Time in the Federation OOC Area! :)
[Federation] Jorin: YAY!
Jorin holds down AnneLions. Straps her to a bed.
Wilco says “Man, if I had a nickel for every time someone did that to her…”
[Federation] Ashlyn: hmm?
AnneLions says “You wouldn’t have any money…”
[Federation] Wilco: We’re going to turn AnneLions into Britney Spears. Well, at any rate, we’re going to try.
[Federation] AnneLions: Uh huh…
Wilco says “Yeah, I’d ring up so much that the counter would probably roll over.”
Crux says “watching you folks is almost funner than the RPing”
[Federation] Wilco: Hopefully she can act/sing better, though. :)
AnneLions says “All you’d have would be spider webs.”
Wilco hooks Anne up to an IV, and begins feeding tequila into her veins.
AnneLions whacks Wilco, yet again.
Jorin stands by with the tray of tools ready to hand them to Wilco.
Wilco says “Ow. Thirty CCs of Romulan Ale, she needs the native drink of her people.”
AnneLions demotes Jorin to Civvie. :P
*** Crux has gone into RP Mode. ***
Crux has left.
Jorin loads up 30 CCs of Rommie Ale and injects it into Anne’s forarm.
AnneLions whacks, again, getting tiring…
Jorin says “Then stop resisting. :)”
Wilco looks at Anne.
Wilco says “Resistance is futile. You will be Britneyated.”
Jorin cackles with insane glee.
Wilco looks at Anne’s face, and says, “I don’t think Britney’s eyes are that color. Corkscrew, please,”
Jorin hands wilco a scalpel
Jorin takes back the scalpel
AnneLions runs off and hides.
Jorin hands the corkscrew.
Jorin straps anne down again. “Stop moving.”
Wilco says “All of this while strapped to a bed. She’s probably not going more than two kilometers an hour, anyway.”
Wilco sends the sloths out to catch her, and searches for his artifical eyes.
AnneLions cut the straps, duh.
Wilco says “Oh.”
Jorin nods. “I think we have some extra ones in the stock room.”
Knight has arrived.
*** Knight is no longer in RP Mode. ***
Wilco goes to the stockroom, “While I’m gone, release the Giant Axe of Restraint,”
*** Knight has gone into RP Mode. ***
Knight has left.
Jorin straps anne down a third time and takes all objects away with which she can cut straps.
AnneLions takes out a concealed knife and cuts the straps again.
Jorin sighs. Injects anne with a nerve number. Then straps her down again. “Now lets see you move.”
Wilco says “He’s got a quart of tequila in her. My, alcohol does make her a fiesty one.”
Jorin nods. “Aye, it does.”
Crux has arrived.
*** Crux is no longer in RP Mode. ***
Wilco gets the artificial eyes, the corkscrew, and walks over to Anne.
The scene fades to black, with the caption ‘Gruesome Gouging Scene Omitted’
Jorin says “Crux, we need help. Watch anne to make sure she doesn’t escape anymore.”
AnneLions escapes again. And hides, again.
Jorin says “Dangit crux!”
Jorin says “Go find her.”
Crux says “sorry, but i do need her.”
Jorin continues searching for eyeballs.
Wilco says “Maybe I should detonate some ICBMs, and then fire a nuke at Britney. Then, they’d still look alike.”
AnneLions uses a personal cloaking device, and is invisible.
Jorin says “Yeah, good point. And that might be easier too, Wilco…”
Crux says “Anne, I’ll send you another MT mail”
*** Crux has gone into RP Mode. ***
Crux has left.
AnneLions says “I got the first one… too late…”
Jorin breaks out the ICMBs and hands ‘em to Wilco.
Sinclair has disconnected.
*** Sinclair has gone into RP Mode. ***
Sinclair has left.
Wilco has reconnected.
[Federation] Sheridan was at lunch
Iron Fist Party Happy Missile Silo of Luv - Nothing Says Luv Like The Sweet Sting of Nuclear Weapons
Wilco says “Bloody connection.”
Jorin nods
Jorin breaks out the ICMBs and hands ‘em to Wilco.
[Federation] AnneLions: Lunch? Who said you could eat lunch? ;)
Wilco takes them, then frowns, “The hell…this is an ICMB (In-Continient, Moronic Baby)! I need an ICBM!” :P
Jorin says “Ah crap.”
Wilco says “Well said.”
Jorin packs up his gear, and goes to the nearest ICBM silo. He grabs a crane and pulls it out and brings it back on a truck to Wilco. “Like this one?”
Wilco says “Perfect. :)”
Fri Mar 1 12:03:19 2002
Jorin nods. “GOod.”
Wilco points the ICBM at SFA and launches it.
AnneLions whacks Wilco, still invisible.
Betts has arrived.
*** Betts is no longer in RP Mode. ***
“What?! Is warp 2 at 84.8 gms from base /bad/???”
AnneLions waves, invisibly.
Wilco turns on the magical anti-cloaking device machine known as ‘radar’.
Wilco says “I swear, I don’t know why the morons in SF didn’t think of that. :)”
AnneLions says “Shhhhh! :P”
Knight has arrived.
*** Knight is no longer in RP Mode. ***
Knight leaves the transporter console.
[Federation] Knight: how is there a body in a marker buoy? is that possible?
Weps Officer: “Captain, there’s a cloaked Romulan ship in the vicinity!”
Captain: Activate the R.A.D.A.R. Device. Then load them with so much phaser shot they’ll be lucky to not disintigrate.
Jorin grins. “THat’d be funny.”
*** Knight has gone into RP Mode. ***
Knight has left.
Wilco says “I wish sonar carried in space. Then, we could have the entire Fleet RP be like scenes from a submarine movie. :)”
Wilco would talk like Sean Connery and endlessly refer to his ship as the ‘Red October’. :)
AnneLions laughs.
AnneLions actually saw that movie… years ago.
Wilco says “I saw it a few weeks ago. Delightful film. :)”
Wilco has partially disconnected.
Reply message from Sheridan: I LOVE TO HEAR YOUR VOICE
*** Wilco has gone into RP Mode. ***
Wilco has left.
Wilco is here!

A poor lieutenant staggers in, Swiss-cheesed by phaser fire. A caption appears…

THERE’S PAIN…

An admiral then runs in, crying and weeping as Wilco bludgeons him to death with a lead pipe.

…AND THERE’S WILCO PAIN.
NOTHING RELIEVES WILCO PAIN.
Wilco has arrived.
*** Wilco is no longer in RP Mode. ***
*** Wilco has gone into RP Mode. ***
Wilco has left.
Wilco is here!

A poor lieutenant staggers in, Swiss-cheesed by phaser fire. A caption appears…

THERE’S PAIN…

An admiral then runs in, crying and weeping as Wilco bludgeons him to death with a lead pipe.

…AND THERE’S WILCO PAIN.
NOTHING RELIEVES WILCO PAIN.
Wilco has arrived.
*** Wilco is no longer in RP Mode. ***
AnneLions acks.
Wilco aghs as he’s caught up in the waves of partial disconnection!
Wilco says “The Captain of the UShSh Red October doesh not haave to shtand for thish!”
Jorin has seen that movie about 20 times…
Betts murrs.
Jorin liked it each time.
AnneLions destroys the ship.
Betts loves Sean Connery… so sexy!
Jorin rebuilds the October. “There ya go, Wilco.”
Jorin watches as Wilco gets a girl just for imitating Connery.
AnneLions destroys it again, turning into dust.
Betts looks at Wilco..looks at Connery and laughs.
Jorin shoots anne, then rebuilds it and gives it to Wilco again.
Turning it into dust, rather.
AnneLions destroys it… bla, bla, bla…

Delvon announces “Due to some….difficultes, the planned RP between the Roms and Federation is postponed. We’ll try this again later. ”

Aruth gossip announces “Embarassing…simply Embarassing. Some rescue effort. :0]”

Agne gossip announces “Oh man I know…we got close to the Rom border and phew…man that BO was so bad we just had to turn back”
E’vad gossip announces “hehehe”
Aruth gossip announces “We told Queeqeg to shower, but he refuses.”
Agne gossip announces “Probably a protest”
Aruth gossip announces “Apparently it worked. ;]”
Delvon gossip announces “Actually, could you guys make a bunch of signs? Pointing to Rom space from SB1? That way we don’t get lost again. :-P”
Aruth gossip announces “*ROTFL*”
Banks gossip announces “Set the beacon on your coms?”
S’Kerus gossip announces “makes me wonder about S’tok’s warp trail….was it heading towards Ch’Rihan, or Centauri.”
Agne gossip announces “MacDonalds”
Aruth gossip announces “We should just fly all your ships there, like we did for the Banneker. ;]”
Delvon gossip announces “I’m all for it. I’ve got the command codes, as long as you agree to set me up for life.”
From across the Gossiping Galaxy, S’Kerus LOL.
Agne gossip announces “Hey my mass defection offer of booze and babes for the Bann still stands”

[Rihannsu] S’Tane: <OldFart> So why did the Rom/Fed RP get called
off?
[Rihannsu] S’Kerus: <Grand Inquisitor> They got lost. 8^)
[Rihannsu] S’Tane: <OldFart> No…you’re kiddin
[Rihannsu] H’Daen grins.
[Rihannsu] S’Tane laughs out loud!
[Rihannsu] H’Daen: “Navigational error” is brought new meaning by them.
[Rihannsu] Aruth is still laughing…”talk…can’t…breathe…”
S’Kerus gossip announces “Look at it this way folks, at least they
didn’t wonder into a star this time.”
H’Daen gossip announces “Probably couldn’t find one to run into.”
Aruth gossip announces “*rolls*”
[Rihannsu] H’Daen: How lost were they?
[Rihannsu] Aruth: like opposite direction for an hour
Agne gossip announces “So how many ships have ran into stars on this muse?”
Delvon gossip announces “Not enough”
H’Daen gossip announces “How many fed ships have been destroyed? Divide by two for the Rommie Factor. That’s how many ran into stars.”
S’Kerus gossip announces “Agne, last time I counted, 4 ships in 2 years. The latter 3 all in one single year.”
H’Daen gossip announces “Unless we missed out on some Federation covert ops. Can’t count those out. ;)”
From across the Gossiping Galaxy, Delvon has no official comment. “I’m off to weep now.”
New poll added by S’Tane.

S’Tane’s Poll(1): When a Federation Task Force leaves Starbase One, they should always remember to: A.) bring their compass rings B.) bring their starmaps C.) bring a cell phone incase they get lost or D.) All of the above.
[public] S’Tane giggles
[public] Aruth still says E) Hire a Rom to fly.
[public] AnneLions laughs.
New poll added by S’Tane.

S’Tane’s Poll(2): When a Federation Task Force leaves Starbase One, they should always remember to: A.) bring their compass rings B.) bring their starmaps C.) bring a cell phone incase they get lost D.) All of the above or E.) Just hire a Rihannsu Pilot.

[public] Banks: Joking aside, I know of 2 crashes. Excelsior and.. one a few months before I apped in. What are the other 2?
[Rihannsu] S’Kerus: <Grand Inquisitor> The track record of StarFleet piloting skills, or lack there of, had been endless source of entertainment for us.
[Rihannsu] S’Tane laughs out loud
[Rihannsu] S’Tane: <OldFart> Stop it hurts
[Rihannsu] S’Tane: <OldFart> How many Feddies does it take to pilot a starship?
[Rihannsu] E’vad: <Supernewbie!> Probably just 1 since it’ll crash anyway
From across the Gossiping Galaxy, Banks grumbles, “There are 2 Rom kidnap-some-Feddie RP Plots for every ship we crash”
[Rihannsu] S’Tane: <OldFart> 1 The rest of them are trying to figure out where the hell their at.
[Rihannsu] Aruth: unfortunately, they always leave that ‘1′ home.
[Rihannsu] S’Tane wanders off to find some ice cream to give her aching sides a rest frm laughing so hard
[Rihannsu] S’Tane: <OldFart> Okay how many Fedies does it take to read a starmap?
[Rihannsu] S’Tane: <OldFart> All of them since they are trying to figure out what the + and minus signs mean on the X and Y axis.
[Rihannsu] H’Daen nods.
[Rihannsu] H’Daen: Good one.
[Rihannsu] S’Tane continues to giggle to herself.
[Rihannsu] S’Kerus: <Grand Inquisitor> None of them.
[Rihannsu] S’Kerus: <Grand Inquisitor> They they can’t recognize it even if it’s staring right at them.
[Rihannsu] S’Tane: <OldFart> They had the starmap turned upside down!
[Rihannsu] Aruth: they unfolded it only to realize the FO had used it as a game of connect the dots.
[Admin] S’Kerus: <Slacker> My roommate is laughing at the whole thing btw. 8^)
[public] Agne notes that S’kard would have said something different in Response
[public] Aruth grins. “like what?”
[public] Agne: <That darn woman!> Something that probably shouldn’t have been said on the public channel
S’Kerus announces “To protect the feelings of those involved in the blunder, the Romulans will retract the offer to drop those large blinking signs.”
[Rihannsu] S’Tane busts a gut
[public] Agne’s s jaw drops as she sees Christopher Walken dancing on her screen “This is Twisted”
[Rihannsu] S’Tane: <OldFart> I am all for sending the Banneker back to the Federation in boxes sent postage due via UPS
[Rihannsu] S’Tane needs to find a tissue she’s laughed so hard she started to cry
[Rihannsu] S’Kerus: <Grand Inquisitor> I am worried that if we do let them go, and let them pilot it back, would they be able to find their way home
Aruth announces “Instead, the Romulans will simply start up an escort service. Our motto: “We do the drivin’, you do the whinin’”"
[Rihannsu] H’Daen: They’d probably crash it into the Rok.
[Admin] Aruth loses it.
[Rihannsu] S’Tane can’t breath
[Admin] S’Kerus laughs.
[Rihannsu] H’Daen: We’ll have to fly it home for them and then beam them over to the Banneker after it’s in docking range of SB1.
Andy announces “@gann, please. :>”
[Admin] Delvon is going to laugh so hard he can’t breathe.
[public] S’Kerus: <TOS Admin> Hey Andy.
[Admin] Aruth: damn, even Andy busted me… ;]
[Admin] S’Kerus chuckles.
Delvon gossip announces “As one final note, All Starfleet navigators must now re-take the 5 hours course, and reapply for their permits.”
[public] Andy wavies
H’Daen gossip announces “In other words, the rendezvous isn’t gonna happen in 2001, is it?”
[public] Delvon bows to the all powerful.
Delvon gossip announces “Not unless we get Suv back to do the driving.”
[public] Banks peers, “Andy? I heard you’d died” :)
[public] Andy: <Director> Whatever.
[public] Delvon notes that Banks peers and calls everyone ‘Andy’ now, since he died himself.
Aruth gossip announces “actually, it was H’Daen that drove that time.”
[Rihannsu] S’Tane: <OldFart> Oh like Suvin is such a big hit, she gets lossed in the middle of the Romulan zone.
[public] Banks laughs, “Yeah, I was gonna welcome you to the club”
[public] Andy grins. “What, did someone run into a star again?”
[Rihannsu] S’Tane: <OldFart> No they haven’t run into stars before have they?
[public] Delvon: <Fed Admin> no.
[Rihannsu] S’Tane: <OldFart> Tell me its a lie.
[public] Banks: No no. But they did forget there the Rom Empire is
From across Time and Space, H’Daen can’t see how they could possibly think we let one of /their/ people fly the Banneker to our base. ;)
[Rihannsu] Aruth: twice.
H’Daen gossip announces “Not my first USS <name here>, won’t be my last. ;)”
[Rihannsu] Andy: No… Four times
[Rihannsu] H’Daen grins.
[Rihannsu] S’Tane laughs
[Rihannsu] H’Daen: Stellar Run <TM>
[public] Delvon: <Fed Admin> We had a meeting with the Rommies, and the Cally’s navigator pointed her towards Plilaun for an hour.
[Rihannsu] H’Daen: Popular for a reason. ;)
[Rihannsu] S’Tane: <OldFart> Well that sure was a “bright” idea
[Rihannsu] Aruth eeks. “We’re trying to remember the ship names Andy…you recall?
[Rihannsu] H’Daen: Andy…what were the names of those 4 ships?
[Rihannsu] H’Daen grins.
[Rihannsu] H’Daen: And how many shuttles, eh? ;-D
[Rihannsu] S’Tane: <OldFart> Hmm I wonder what this big hot thing is over here.
[Rihannsu] Andy: Federation, Excelsior, FSB Reebok, and I forget the other.
[public] Banks puzzles, “You can get from Plilaun to Rom space you know. Just aim kinda up”
[Rihannsu] S’Tane: <OldFart> Hmmm let’s drive on up and take a look
[Rihannsu] H’Daen: Federation?
[public] Delvon: <Fed Admin> Not exactly to Plilaun.. in that general direction.
[public] Delvon: <Fed Admin> and in any case, no where near Devoras.
[Rihannsu] S’Tane laughs out loud.
[Rihannsu] H’Daen: Read Romulan.General for my favorite quote. ;)
[Rihannsu] S’Kerus: <Grand Inquisitor> NO, Fed crashed.
[Rihannsu] S’Kerus: <Grand Inquisitor> I was so pissed
[Rihannsu] H’Daen: When did the Fed crash?
[Rihannsu] H’Daen: That’s awful.
[Rihannsu] H’Daen: I went to /so/ much trouble to steal that thing, too.
[Rihannsu] H’Daen: Couldn’t they just let us keep it safe for them? ;)
[Rihannsu] S’Kerus: <Grand Inquisitor> Had we successfulled capture it, it would still be here.
[Rihannsu] Andy: I think it was like four years ago… It was re-created though.
From across the Gossiping Galaxy, Agne notes that the tug boat and a scrap metal scout ship is the only Fed ship that the Roms could hope of ever taking
[Rihannsu] S’Tane laughs out loud
Delvon gossip announces “Can’t. If we do that, his ego will crush the
Mu. ”
H’Daen gossip announces “Wrong. USS Federation was my other. :P”
[Rihannsu] S’Kerus: <Grand Inquisitor> Uly crashed right?
Agne gossip announces “True…when did you get the Fed?”
H’Daen gossip announces “2 1/2 years ago during the Tholian thing.”
H’Daen gossip announces “We didn’t have it for long, though, because it was late and we were too sleepy to really care if you wanted to fly over and prefix it home. ;)”
H’Daen gossip announces “(Catch and release.)”
[Rihannsu] Aruth: yeah, the Uly was one.
S’Tane gossip announces “Maybe it wasn’t big enough for H’Daen’s tastes.”
[Rihannsu] S’Kerus: <Grand Inquisitor> Well, at least we know for sure now that their scouts don’t have klingon or romulan cloaking devices.
Banks gossip announces “Who was that Rom senator that died trying to explain how little the Roms cared about the Fed?”
[Rihannsu] S’Tane: <OldFart> well guys this has been an incredibly entertaining night.
[Rihannsu] S’Kerus: <Grand Inquisitor> One crashed, and we captured the other one.
[Rihannsu] H’Daen grins.
[Rihannsu] H’Daen: Like they’d figure out how to install them, even /with/ the Engineering kit’s file on the subject. ;)
[public] Delvon figures it was about time for a huge “abuse @gann” Session. :-P
[public] Agne: <That darn woman!> abuse?
[public] Delvon: <Fed Admin> last one of these I saw was like my second day here.
[public] S’Tane: In the old days Gann was used more than the public channel.
[public] Aruth: <Rihannsu Admin> We had one the other night.
[public] Agne: <That darn woman!> well on mush client it looks purple which is pretty
[Rihannsu] S’Kerus: <Grand Inquisitor> Refill your ooc credits in case you want to @gann
[Rihannsu] H’Daen: Thanks, S’K.
[Rihannsu] S’Tane: <OldFart> Fank ew S’K
[public] AnneLions: It’s driving my eyes bonkers. Purple-pink on a grey background. ;)
[Rihannsu] S’Tane: <OldFart> I wish S’Kard would come out of @RP
[Rihannsu] S’Kerus: <Grand Inquisitor> they are still flying
Delvon gossip announces “Ok, next time we do this, I’ll drive. Then I’ll just ram your pansy destroyer into little pieces. Take that. :-P”
[public] S’Tane: switch to black.
[Rihannsu] S’Kerus: <Grand Inquisitor> Rinok is SO missing out.
[Rihannsu] H’Daen nods. “He is.”
[Rihannsu] S’Kerus: <Grand Inquisitor> Kard too.
[public] AnneLions: I have it grey for a reason. :P
S’Tane gossip announces “Only if you can find us first”
Delvon gossip announces “True. Gotta hide behind those cloaks :-)”
[public] S’Kard: <AmIRomOrNot.com> Dun dun DUN!
[public] Rinok: What is going on here?
H’Daen gossip announces “Or those ENG PWR OFF=Long Sensors on your scouts. ;-D”
[public] S’Kerus: <TOS Admin> The Feddies got lost.
[public] S’Kard makes big chicken noises.
[public] Rinok: LOL
[public] S’Kard: <AmIRomOrNot.com> bOK BOK
S’Tane gossip announces “Heck no why do that when we can just sit here waiting for you to try and find us.”
[Rihannsu] H’Daen should really sell for real $$$ copies of his nav manual to the feds.
[Rihannsu] H’Daen: It’s just too unfair as it is. ;)
Rinok gossip announces “Just give a BIG map to the Feds with a BIG RED POINT noting “WE ARE HERE!”.”
[Rihannsu] S’Kerus: <Grand Inquisitor> Why? And miss out all this free entertainment?
[Rihannsu] H’Daen laughs.
[Rihannsu] S’Kard rotfl
[Rihannsu] S’Tane grumbles
[Rihannsu] S’Tane: <OldFart> What did I miss?
[Rihannsu] S’Kard: <> Rommikaze <> shhh…here she comes
[Rihannsu] S’Kard ducks
[public] Rinok: anyway, where is your ship now? Ikaran space? :)
[public] S’Kard: <AmIRomOrNot.com> *LAFS*
[public] S’Tane snerks
[public] Aruth wonders if he can submit 300+ lines of text to THM
[public] Rinok: By this point they already met the cardassians. :)
[public] Banks: They’ll rescue Voyager tomorrow
[public] S’Kerus: <TOS Admin> You assume they can stay away from all those stars along the way.
[public] Aruth: <Rihannsu Admin> Excalibur: The first USS Voyager.
[public] Rinok nods “Truth Kerus…”
[public] S’Tane: they just heard, “We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistence is Futile.”
[public] Banks: See, that’s why I like the Fed. When it’s off course by the time I figure it out, there is plenty of time to change heading. And when we hit a star the star moves
[public] S’Tane: However the Borg change their minds when they realize they would have to downgrade their NavSoftware to assimulate the Feddies
[public] Rinok LOL
[public] S’Kard rolls
[Rihannsu] S’Tane: <OldFart> Are you laughing at Banks or me?
[Rihannsu] S’Kard: <> Rommikaze <> you
[public] Banks: That was a good one