Name That Tune

[public] Grimal: <Kinky Klink> does my name sound Klinky enough? or do you think I should throw a ‘ in there somewhere?
[public] Grimal: <Kinky Klink> Well, don’t all bombard me at once with your input πŸ˜›
[public] Aidoann doesn’t know anything about Klingons.
[public] O’Connor: <Dex> It’s simple, which is sort of a hallmark for Klingons. Too many weird characters and you folks start to drool.
[public] Grimal drools all the time anyway
[public] Aidoann: Probably doesn’t have enough capital letters. πŸ˜‰
[public] Grimal: <Kinky Klink> I just feel that every klink we ever see around here has far too many ”s and more than enough Capital letters πŸ˜›
[public] Aidoann chuckles.
[public] Aidoann: Well… that /is/ the Klingon language. πŸ˜‰
[public] Wilco: <A Vote for Wilco is a Vote for Litoracee> Gri’mA’aKal
[public] O’Connor: <Dex> Bless you.
[public] O’Connor: <Dex> Looks like the consumption is catching up to you.
[public] Grimal wipes the spit off her tunic
[public] Wilco: <A Vote for Wilco is a Vote for Litoracee> Yeah, my TB is a pain in the pass.
[public] Grimal: <Kinky Klink> you people are never happy, my klink name doesn’t have enough cap letters and my Andorian name sounded to Romulan. I should just call myself Bob.
[public] Grimal: <Kinky Klink> Bob the Klingon Builder
[public] O’Connor: <Dex> Can he drink it? Yes he can!
[public] Grimal: <Kinky Klink> but that would more likely be bOb
[public] Aidoann laughs.
[public] Grimal: <Kinky Klink> b’Ob even
[public] Wilco: <A Vote for Wilco is a Vote for Litoracee> b’Ob and S’Wilco. I love Star Trek. πŸ˜›
[public] Grimal: <Kinky Klink> b’Ob da buI’lda
[public] O’Connor: <Dex> Might as well just go for b’O’ob.
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[public] Grimal: <Kinky Klink> Oh, how cheeky!
[public] Grimal: <Kinky Klink> I prefer n’O’ob anyway
[public] Wilco: <A Vote for Wilco is a Vote for Litoracee> At the very least, ‘b’Ob da buI’lda’ should be somebody’s comtitle.
[public] Aidoann laughs.
[public] O’Connor: <Dex> Not yours, Mr. Hooked on Phonics.
[public] Grimal: <Kinky Klink> its no wonder the klinks are always shouting, with all those caps in there
[public] Grimal: <Kinky Klink> I AM NOT SHOUTING, I’M SPEAKING KLINGON
[public] Grimal: <Kinky Klink> Gee I really need to recruit, but I hate recruiting
[public] Grimal: <Kinky Klink> always feel so naughty
[public] Grimal: <Kinky Klink> PDX is out of bounds after I got myself banned πŸ™‚
[public] Grimal: <Kinky Klink> But that often happens when you stick up for Othic πŸ™‚
[public] Aidoann: Darth Vader… Now that’s a Klingon name… d’ArTH va’Derh
[public] Grimal: <Kinky Klink> LOL
[public] Grimal: <Kinky Klink> l’UkE, I am your fat’Her
[public] Aidoann laughs.
[public] Wilco: <A Vote for Wilco is a Vote for Litoracee> Can’t you just imagine Kirk leadning over the dying Gorkon in Star Trek VI, “Kirk…I…am…your father…”
[public] Grimal: <Kinky Klink> explains the bad acting
[public] Wilco: <A Vote for Wilco is a Vote for Litoracee> To which Kirk replies, “KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAN!”
[public] Aidoann laughs.
[public] Warner: <Don’t Blame Me — I Voted Kerry> Ha!
[public] Grimal: <Kinky Klink> Mesa bored master Obi
[public] Grimal: <Kinky Klink> Can I play a Gungan here? sucked into this universe in a freak wormhole accident?
[public] Volari: I think you’ll get promptly shot.
[public] Grimal: <Kinky Klink> Mesa Admiral Jubjub, you go bad bombastic
[public] Aidoann: Aww, man… I just remembered the time we emitted that in the OOC room…
[public] Aidoann: Alas, I think that’s been lost…
[public] Grimal: <Kinky Klink> lol, my inflatable couch died that day….my knitting needle got sucked into it and it went *pop* with me still sitting on it
[public] Wilco: <A Vote for Wilco is a Vote for Litoracee> A Gungan would make a crappy Admiral. Even if he was brilliant, nobody would be able to take him seriously.
[public] Grimal: <Kinky Klink> I miss my inflatable couch. It was my little no-punch zone
[public] Grimal: <Kinky Klink> Yousa bombad Klinks be stopping da shooting at me!
[public] Volari shoots Grimal.
[public] Grimal drops dunga dead
[public] Wilco decides to draw Volari’s fire by singing the Enterprise theme song.
[public] Grimal screams, “No singing that song!”
[public] Volari shoots Wilco too.
[public] Grimal: <Kinky Klink> have you seen that “To Boldly go…” video on startrek.com
[public] Grimal: <Kinky Klink> ?
[public] Grimal: <Kinky Klink> that would make a good intro credit for enterprise
[public] Wilco: <A Vote for Wilco is a Vote for Litoracee> ‘CAUSE I’VE GOT FAITH…OF THE HEART!
[public] Wilco: <A Vote for Wilco is a Vote for Litoracee> I’M GOING WHERE MY HEART WILL TAAAKE ME!
[public] Wilco: <A Vote for Wilco is a Vote for Litoracee> I’VE GOT FAITH…TO BELIEVE!
[public] Volari kicks Wilco in the groin, in addition to shooting him.
[public] Wilco: <A Vote for Wilco is a Vote for Litoracee> I CAN DO ANYTHING (deep breath)
[public] Grimal draws her mek’leths and slices wilco’s head off, much to her dismay it carries on singing
[public] Wilco is a soprano now.
[public] Grimal: <Kinky Klink> I always knew he was a damn android
[public] Volari puts on some steel toecaps and boots Wilco again in the groin.
[public] Wilco dies.
[public] Volari: And there was much rejoicing.

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