Anne Probably Deserved It

Crux has arrived.
*** Crux is no longer in RP Mode. ***
Crux wave in AnneLions general direction.
Wilco says “Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries?”
Jorin says “Now go away or he shall taunt you a second time!”
AnneLions waves to Crux.
Crux laughs and says “I love that movie.”
Wilco says “How can you not?”
Crux looks at AnneLions and humbly asks “have you had a chance to read your email?”
Jorin looks at Wilco, “We should tie a cocanut to his arms and see if he can fly like a swallow.”
Wilco says “African or European?”
Jorin says “European.”
Crux says “have you any shrubbery?”
AnneLions says “Email? You mean MT mail…?”
Wilco sold his entire shrubbery farm to the Knights Who Say Ni.
Crux says “yes, of course.”
Wilco shakes his head at Anne, “No, E-Mail. I gave him your address. :P”
AnneLions bahs, “Everyone has my email addy…” πŸ˜›
Jorin gave him your home address, anne.
Jorin grins.
AnneLions raises an eyebrow, “And how did /you/ get it?” πŸ˜›
Wilco says “That’s because you keep giving it to all the porno sites, Anne. :P”
AnneLions whacks Wilco. Hard.
*** Knight has gone into RP Mode. ***
Knight has left.
Wilco could make an awful comment, but won’t. πŸ˜›
AnneLions says “Good…”
Jorin has sources
Wilco gets Anne’s Social Security number. Now to do evil. πŸ™‚
Jorin grins.
Jorin says “Can I have it?”
Wilco says “Sure, I’ll page it to you. :)”
Jorin says “Ok”
Jorin sends it to all those credit card place.
AnneLions whacks them both.
Crux says “Help, AnneLions, your my only hope….”
Jorin grins.
AnneLions has to find her Cadet list that she keeps track of Cadets with…
Jorin hopes he reamains on it.
Wilco says “I thought you kept track of Lieutenant Junior Grades with the Cadet list.”
Wilco says “Cadets were on the Rear Admiral list.”
AnneLions facepalms.
Wilco says “Oh, Anne. If you get any weird charges to your credit card for things like a new Porsche and eighty-sevn motorhomes, disregard.”
AnneLions says “I have a credit card with that high of a limit? Cool!”
Wilco says “You do now. It’s much more convienient for me.”
Database save complete.
Wilco says “Unfortunately, there’s 25 percent interest. Even a 133t hax00r can’t beat the banks entirely. :)”
AnneLions laughs.
Wilco says “However, don’t worry. I’ll pay you back by signing you up for all of those Internet ‘get rich quick’ schemes.”
AnneLions says “Mmmm hmmm… Just gimme the card. ;)”
Wilco says “You _have_ the card, I upgraded your existing one. :)”
Crux says “be right back, i must make coffee”
AnneLions has no card, must’ve gotten someone else’s by mistake. πŸ˜›
Wilco starts Crux’s coffee machine on Folgers, using his 133t hax00r skills.
Wilco says “Really? Well…sucks to be them, huh? :)”
Wilco says “The four-million dollar credit card bills are probably going to be painful. :)”
AnneLions laughs.
Wilco gets himself a Learjet from EBay. πŸ™‚
Wilco says “Current Bid – 53,462. New Bid – $15,000,000”
AnneLions has it shipped to her…. uh… house?
Wilco nods, “I ordered it by air mail,”
AnneLions chuckles.
Jorin says “Wilco, find me a credit card to use like that too. I need to get Annelions a facelift, and that’s gonna cost a lotta money*snicker*”
AnneLions baps Jorin.
Wilco says “I’d advise against it. No dcotor is that good.”
Wilco then thinks, “Mind you, he could hardly make it _worse_…”
AnneLions takes out one of Wilco’s lead pipes and whacks him with it.
Jorin nods, “Good point. Lets try it anywyas.”
AnneLions whacks Jorin, too, while she’s at it.
Jorin dodges.
Wilco gets out the lead scalpel, bottle of tequila and picture of Britney Spears.
[Federation] Wilco: Yes, it’s Amateur Plastic Surgery Time in the Federation OOC Area! πŸ™‚
[Federation] Jorin: YAY!
Jorin holds down AnneLions. Straps her to a bed.
Wilco says “Man, if I had a nickel for every time someone did that to her…”
[Federation] Ashlyn: hmm?
AnneLions says “You wouldn’t have any money…”
[Federation] Wilco: We’re going to turn AnneLions into Britney Spears. Well, at any rate, we’re going to try.
[Federation] AnneLions: Uh huh…
Wilco says “Yeah, I’d ring up so much that the counter would probably roll over.”
Crux says “watching you folks is almost funner than the RPing”
[Federation] Wilco: Hopefully she can act/sing better, though. πŸ™‚
AnneLions says “All you’d have would be spider webs.”
Wilco hooks Anne up to an IV, and begins feeding tequila into her veins.
AnneLions whacks Wilco, yet again.
Jorin stands by with the tray of tools ready to hand them to Wilco.
Wilco says “Ow. Thirty CCs of Romulan Ale, she needs the native drink of her people.”
AnneLions demotes Jorin to Civvie. πŸ˜›
*** Crux has gone into RP Mode. ***
Crux has left.
Jorin loads up 30 CCs of Rommie Ale and injects it into Anne’s forarm.
AnneLions whacks, again, getting tiring…
Jorin says “Then stop resisting. :)”
Wilco looks at Anne.
Wilco says “Resistance is futile. You will be Britneyated.”
Jorin cackles with insane glee.
Wilco looks at Anne’s face, and says, “I don’t think Britney’s eyes are that color. Corkscrew, please,”
Jorin hands wilco a scalpel
Jorin takes back the scalpel
AnneLions runs off and hides.
Jorin hands the corkscrew.
Jorin straps anne down again. “Stop moving.”
Wilco says “All of this while strapped to a bed. She’s probably not going more than two kilometers an hour, anyway.”
Wilco sends the sloths out to catch her, and searches for his artifical eyes.
AnneLions cut the straps, duh.
Wilco says “Oh.”
Jorin nods. “I think we have some extra ones in the stock room.”
Knight has arrived.
*** Knight is no longer in RP Mode. ***
Wilco goes to the stockroom, “While I’m gone, release the Giant Axe of Restraint,”
*** Knight has gone into RP Mode. ***
Knight has left.
Jorin straps anne down a third time and takes all objects away with which she can cut straps.
AnneLions takes out a concealed knife and cuts the straps again.
Jorin sighs. Injects anne with a nerve number. Then straps her down again. “Now lets see you move.”
Wilco says “He’s got a quart of tequila in her. My, alcohol does make her a fiesty one.”
Jorin nods. “Aye, it does.”
Crux has arrived.
*** Crux is no longer in RP Mode. ***
Wilco gets the artificial eyes, the corkscrew, and walks over to Anne.Β 
The scene fades to black, with the caption ‘Gruesome Gouging Scene Omitted’
Jorin says “Crux, we need help. Watch anne to make sure she doesn’t escape anymore.”
AnneLions escapes again. And hides, again.
Jorin says “Dangit crux!”
Jorin says “Go find her.”
Crux says “sorry, but i do need her.”
Jorin continues searching for eyeballs.
Wilco says “Maybe I should detonate some ICBMs, and then fire a nuke at Britney. Then, they’d still look alike.”
AnneLions uses a personal cloaking device, and is invisible.
Jorin says “Yeah, good point. And that might be easier too, Wilco…”
Crux says “Anne, I’ll send you another MT mail”
*** Crux has gone into RP Mode. ***
Crux has left.
AnneLions says “I got the first one… too late…”
Jorin breaks out the ICMBs and hands ’em to Wilco.
Sinclair has disconnected.
*** Sinclair has gone into RP Mode. ***
Sinclair has left.
Wilco has reconnected.
[Federation] Sheridan was at lunchΒ 
Iron Fist Party Happy Missile Silo of Luv – Nothing Says Luv Like The Sweet Sting of Nuclear Weapons
Wilco says “Bloody connection.”
Jorin nods
Jorin breaks out the ICMBs and hands ’em to Wilco.
[Federation] AnneLions: Lunch? Who said you could eat lunch? πŸ˜‰
Wilco takes them, then frowns, “The hell…this is an ICMB (In-Continient, Moronic Baby)! I need an ICBM!” πŸ˜›
Jorin says “Ah crap.”
Wilco says “Well said.”
Jorin packs up his gear, and goes to the nearest ICBM silo. He grabs a crane and pulls it out and brings it back on a truck to Wilco. “Like this one?”
Wilco says “Perfect. :)”
Fri Mar 1 12:03:19 2002
Jorin nods. “GOod.”
Wilco points the ICBM at SFA and launches it.
AnneLions whacks Wilco, still invisible.
Betts has arrived.
*** Betts is no longer in RP Mode. ***
“What?! Is warp 2 at 84.8 gms from base /bad/???”Β 
AnneLions waves, invisibly.
Wilco turns on the magical anti-cloaking device machine known as ‘radar’.
Wilco says “I swear, I don’t know why the morons in SF didn’t think of that. :)”
AnneLions says “Shhhhh! :P”
Knight has arrived.
*** Knight is no longer in RP Mode. ***
Knight leaves the transporter console.
[Federation] Knight: how is there a body in a marker buoy? is that possible?
Weps Officer: “Captain, there’s a cloaked Romulan ship in the vicinity!”Β 
Captain: Activate the R.A.D.A.R. Device. Then load them with so much phaser shot they’ll be lucky to not disintigrate.
Jorin grins. “THat’d be funny.”
*** Knight has gone into RP Mode. ***
Knight has left.
Wilco says “I wish sonar carried in space. Then, we could have the entire Fleet RP be like scenes from a submarine movie. :)”
Wilco would talk like Sean Connery and endlessly refer to his ship as the ‘Red October’. πŸ™‚
AnneLions laughs.
AnneLions actually saw that movie… years ago.
Wilco says “I saw it a few weeks ago. Delightful film. :)”
Wilco has partially disconnected.
Reply message from Sheridan: I LOVE TO HEAR YOUR VOICE
*** Wilco has gone into RP Mode. ***
Wilco has left.
Wilco is here!Β 

A poor lieutenant staggers in, Swiss-cheesed by phaser fire. A caption appears…

THERE’S PAIN…Β 

An admiral then runs in, crying and weeping as Wilco bludgeons him to death with a lead pipe.Β 

…AND THERE’S WILCO PAIN.Β 
NOTHING RELIEVES WILCO PAIN.
Wilco has arrived.
*** Wilco is no longer in RP Mode. ***
*** Wilco has gone into RP Mode. ***
Wilco has left.
Wilco is here!Β 

A poor lieutenant staggers in, Swiss-cheesed by phaser fire. A caption appears…

THERE’S PAIN…Β 

An admiral then runs in, crying and weeping as Wilco bludgeons him to death with a lead pipe.Β 

…AND THERE’S WILCO PAIN.Β 
NOTHING RELIEVES WILCO PAIN.
Wilco has arrived.
*** Wilco is no longer in RP Mode. ***
AnneLions acks.
Wilco aghs as he’s caught up in the waves of partial disconnection!
Wilco says “The Captain of the UShSh Red October doesh not haave to shtand for thish!”
Jorin has seen that movie about 20 times…
Betts murrs.
Jorin liked it each time.
AnneLions destroys the ship.
Betts loves Sean Connery… so sexy!
Jorin rebuilds the October. “There ya go, Wilco.”
Jorin watches as Wilco gets a girl just for imitating Connery.
AnneLions destroys it again, turning into dust.
Betts looks at Wilco..looks at Connery and laughs.
Jorin shoots anne, then rebuilds it and gives it to Wilco again.
Turning it into dust, rather.
AnneLions destroys it… bla, bla, bla…

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